This girl is more easily done than said...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I lost the right to judge tonight
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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