I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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