I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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