only you would photoshop your dick
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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