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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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