he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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