how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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