haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just wanna soil my oats bro
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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