I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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