That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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