Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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