I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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