Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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