If i come over, it means nothing
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I want her autograph on my taint
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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