Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
