isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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