I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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