it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and she was petting her beer can
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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