I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
My bed smells like the plague
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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