glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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