i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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