is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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