I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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