The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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