The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Boobs are out for the taking
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
