Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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