I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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