the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i out mim tonsoeep
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