If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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