they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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