If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
