and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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