Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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