i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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