If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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