Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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