my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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