I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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