jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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