At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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