And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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