I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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