Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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