How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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