Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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