My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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