Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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