if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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