I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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