I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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