The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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