Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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