Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
honey bunches of taint.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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