I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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