butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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