after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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