Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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