My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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