You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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