very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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