Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
