He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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