Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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