actually, I'm a sock model
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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