Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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