why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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